Launch Videos

I'm so tired of this.

The spoken opening line (at most 25 words).

59k views

Fewer views than 82% of the library · #492 of 598

Runtime
1:49
Posted
Sep 23, 2026
Pace
107 wpm
aspect on X

Today we are making infinite storage free to use for everyone. 6 months ago we released…

1:49 · Sep 23, 2026

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Launch anatomy

When each beat happens. Beats that weren’t found are left out; the full transcript isn’t published.

Launch anatomy for aspectRuntime 1:49. First five seconds: Problem statement. Company named at 44s.0–5s hook · Problem statementCompany named at 44s44s Company named0:000:270:541:221:49
  • First five secondsProblem statement
  • Company named44s

Not detected: product named, demo starts, call to action

Narration pace

107 words a minute · conversational

Narration pace: 107 words per minute; library median 142.SparseConversationalBriskDenselibrary median 142

Launches at this pace have a median of 346k views (n=185). Pace covers the whole runtime, pauses included.

Show the data
PaceMedian viewsVideos (n)
Sparse (0–80)571,51184
Conversational (80–140)346,258185
Brisk (140–180)326,715215
Dense (180–+)670,38071

How it compares

  • 0.1× the median humor or meme launch (536k, n=22)
  • 0.1× the median dev tool launch (465k, n=76)
  • 0.1× the library median (407k, n=598)
Where this launch landsEach dot is one launch. The ringed dot is this one.
  1. All launchesn=598 · median 407k
  2. Humor or memen=22 · median 536k
  3. dev tooln=76 · median 465k

One launch Median This launchViews, log scale

Show the data
GroupVideosMedian25th pct75th pctMax
All launches598407,120103,0301,346,326138,357,050
Humor or meme22535,534202,3211,118,00410,265,531
dev tool76464,900185,732938,0914,777,820

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Hook style, category, “why it worked” and the takeaway are AI-assisted labels, not hand-reviewed. Beat timings miss some moments: “not detected” does not mean it never happened.

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Videos belong to the companies that posted them and play through X’s official embed, which loads only after you click. Hook labels and “why it worked” notes are AI-assisted analysis and can be wrong. Curated from public launch posts on X. Data as of Nov 4, 2026. Corrections and removal