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The spoken opening line (at most 25 words).
45k views
Fewer views than 86% of the library · #516 of 598
- Runtime
- 1:51
- Posted
- Jun 25, 2026
- Pace
- 153 wpm
Today, we’re excited to announce our $50M Series B, led by @GreenfieldVC (formerly TPG…
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Launch anatomy
When each beat happens. Beats that weren’t found are left out; the full transcript isn’t published.
- First five secondsOther spoken line
Not detected: company named, product named, demo starts, call to action
153 words a minute · brisk
Launches at this pace have a median of 327k views (n=215). Pace covers the whole runtime, pauses included.
Show the data
| Pace | Median views | Videos (n) |
|---|---|---|
| Sparse (0–80) | 571,511 | 84 |
| Conversational (80–140) | 346,258 | 185 |
| Brisk (140–180) | 326,715 | 215 |
| Dense (180–+) | 670,380 | 71 |
How it compares
- 0.2× the median problem, then agitate launch (257k, n=177)
- 0.1× the median funding launch (394k, n=94)
- 0.1× the library median (407k, n=598)
- All launchesn=598 · median 407k: 598 launches, median 407,120 views
- Problem, then agitaten=177 · median 257k: 177 launches, median 256,923 views
- fundingn=94 · median 394k: 94 launches, median 393,739 views
One launch Median This launchViews, log scale
Show the data
| Group | Videos | Median | 25th pct | 75th pct | Max |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All launches | 598 | 407,120 | 103,030 | 1,346,326 | 138,357,050 |
| Problem, then agitate | 177 | 256,923 | 60,264 | 948,246 | 44,763,150 |
| funding | 94 | 393,739 | 148,416 | 1,118,004 | 14,373,501 |
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Hook style, category, “why it worked” and the takeaway are AI-assisted labels, not hand-reviewed. Beat timings miss some moments: “not detected” does not mean it never happened.
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