Launch Videos
GutGutGoose
This is Cynthia, an absolute badass mother of four, but her gut issues are crippling every aspect of her life.
The spoken opening line (at most 25 words).
116k views
Fewer views than 73% of the library · #441 of 598
- Runtime
- 1:25
- Posted
- Jul 30, 2026
- Pace
- 137 wpm
We just revolutionized a trillion dollar industry. Introducing GutGutGoose: The pill…
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Launch anatomy
When each beat happens. Beats that weren’t found are left out; the full transcript isn’t published.
- First five secondsOther spoken line
- Call to action1:10
Not detected: company named, product named, demo starts
137 words a minute · conversational
Launches at this pace have a median of 346k views (n=185). Pace covers the whole runtime, pauses included.
Show the data
| Pace | Median views | Videos (n) |
|---|---|---|
| Sparse (0–80) | 571,511 | 84 |
| Conversational (80–140) | 346,258 | 185 |
| Brisk (140–180) | 326,715 | 215 |
| Dense (180–+) | 670,380 | 71 |
How it compares
- 0.5× the median problem, then agitate launch (257k, n=177)
- 0.3× the median biotech/science launch (430k, n=16)
- 0.3× the library median (407k, n=598)
- All launchesn=598 · median 407k: 598 launches, median 407,120 views
- Problem, then agitaten=177 · median 257k: 177 launches, median 256,923 views
- biotech/sciencen=16 · median 430k: 16 launches, median 430,090 views
One launch Median This launchViews, log scale
Show the data
| Group | Videos | Median | 25th pct | 75th pct | Max |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All launches | 598 | 407,120 | 103,030 | 1,346,326 | 138,357,050 |
| Problem, then agitate | 177 | 256,923 | 60,264 | 948,246 | 44,763,150 |
| biotech/science | 16 | 430,090 | 103,030 | 2,085,486 | 9,822,446 |
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